Home of POI and fire twirling Somewhere in Scotland..... - uploaded by KatincaGoobledegook - Outdoor psy-trance party - Adelaide - uploaded by KatincaGoobledegook - Outdoor psy-trance party - Adelaide - uploaded by Katinca
      

I need an assistant for my show - paid!

      
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >
Topic Options
Rate This Topic
#537077 - 25/04/05 06:56 AM I need an assistant for my show - paid!
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
I do a fire/stunt show. My assistant up to now has been my girlfriend but she's a photographer, rather than a performer and dosn't want to keep doing the show with me.

Ideally I'm looking for a girl probably early 20's, sensible for safety stuff, extrovert for performing stuff, hardworking and reliable. Also up for ending up topless occasionally depending on the audience!

You will get the opportunity to show off and use your skills in front of some quite large crowds of appreciative people!

I do the show all over the country and have recently been getting enquiries about going to Europe.

You will need your own insurance and understand that you are working as a freelancer and that you do it at your own risk. The money would be a minimum of £100 a day. Generally the work is at weekends but a weekend gig would be Thursday or Friday through to Monday (3 days work plus 2 days travel). I am not fully booked for the summer yet, next show is end of April and one after that is end of May.

Ideally you would be based in or near Manchester but anywhere in England or Wales should be OK especially if you can travel.

So, reply to this thread if you're interested or email me - look at my personal page for that.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537078 - 25/04/05 11:43 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
Lycanthrope Offline
The original drunk/stoned/vegetarian shapeshifter

Registered: 19/04/05
Loc: Blackhill, Australia
im a boy, but i would get topless
_________________________
Lycan:are you a citrus fruit? Orange:no Lycan:dam, i wanted to make citrus fruit pie. *Lycan walks off completely unaware he has once again been outwitted by the intellectual orange*

Top
#537079 - 26/04/05 03:50 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Lycanthrope]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Thanks for the offer but most of my shows are in England, you'd have a hell of a commute!
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537080 - 26/04/05 10:17 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
pricklyleaf Offline
with added berries

Registered: 07/03/05
Loc: Manchester
Why would the woman have to get topless? Surley that just undermines the whole performance.
_________________________
Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Top
#537081 - 26/04/05 10:43 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: pricklyleaf]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
It's a magic trick that goes wrong. I pick the assistant out of the audience when I'm wearing silver firefighting overalls, I say that she needs to be wearing the same and I'm going to put some on her magically. I put her in a box that is covered in paper and spray it with parafin, get the audience to shout a magic word and I breathe fire at the box. The paper burns away and I open the box and out comes the girl not in firefighting overalls but in a bikini or topless (if it's like a biker rally). Oh no! the magic went wrong so he has to wear my overalls and she helps me out of them to reveal that I am wearing just a sequined thong which is what I wear for the rest of the show.

Like I say, it's my girlfriend who does this at the moment and she loves doing it cos she gets a bigger cheer than I get for most of my stunts!

A new assisstant wouldn't HAVE to go topless if they really didn't want to but it does work very well for certain audiences and it's comedy toplessness rather than sexual toplessness.

And I don't ask anyone to do anything I wouldn't, I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537082 - 27/04/05 12:04 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
loki.c1687 Offline
addict

Registered: 13/07/04
Loc: manchester....uk
i live in manchester and im getting qiute good at staff and poi but im a man...20.
ill meet up with u in the weekend and show you my skill's.
and if it helps im also fully first aid trained and have been around fire stuff since about 16....but i wont wear a thong...sorry but i just wont.
mike.c
_________________________
Rules and responsibities: These are the ties that bind us. We do what we do,because of who we are. If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves. I will do what i have to do And i will do what i must..

Top
#537083 - 27/04/05 12:09 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: loki.c1687]
flid Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 27/08/02
Loc: Warwickshire
Written by:

I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people




1/5th of the world's population has seen you naked?! That's quite a feat

Top
#537084 - 27/04/05 12:49 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flid]
Vixen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/01/04
Loc: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
what sort of talents does she need?
_________________________
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Top
#537085 - 27/04/05 02:25 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
coleman Offline
big and good and broken

Registered: 29/08/02
Loc: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Written by: flamazine


it's comedy toplessness rather than sexual toplessness.






i'll have to remember that one!


cole. x
_________________________
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

Top
#537086 - 27/04/05 03:51 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flid]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: flid


</font><blockquote><font class="small">Written by:</font><hr />
I've been stark naked on TV in front of an estimated 1,000,000,000 people




1/5th of the world's population has seen you naked?! That's quite a feat




It was the MTV music awards - someone said that's what the viewing figures were!
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537087 - 27/04/05 03:55 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Vixen]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: Vixen


what sort of talents does she need?




A bit of poi/staff/juggling would be good. To be comfortable around fire is essential. Sensible for safety is essential. An extrovert would be ideal! Easygoing but hardworking. OK with camping! That should give you an idea.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537088 - 27/04/05 06:17 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
Vixen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/01/04
Loc: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
and look good in a bikini? xxx
_________________________
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Top
#537089 - 27/04/05 06:42 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Vixen]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: Vixen


and look good in a bikini? xxx




Well, yes, I suppose, I'm not expecting a beauty queen though (but wouldn't turn one down). And the bikini isn't essential, my girlfriend usually wears a sequinned pink mini skirt and a bra or topless.

A big smile and good sense of humour is more important.

Are you tempted Vixen?
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537090 - 27/04/05 09:05 AM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
Bubbles_ Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 25/11/04
Loc: mancunian
ah so you registered then ive sent some links to peeps i know are interested to this link. im sure youll find someone soon
_________________________
Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC). Creater of Jenisms(TM) Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

Top
#537091 - 27/04/05 09:23 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Bubbles_]
Vixen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/01/04
Loc: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
Im maybe a little tempted... xxx
_________________________
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Top
#537092 - 27/04/05 10:42 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Vixen]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: Vixen


Im maybe a little tempted... xxx




Well if you want to check out the show and have a chat with me and you're free this weekend, I'm performing at Bike Show South West at the Royal Bath and West Showground near Shepton Mallet in Somerset. I think it's £15 for a weekend ticket with camping and all that and £8 for day tickets. Sorry but I don't have any free passes left.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537093 - 27/04/05 10:52 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
ado-p Offline
Pirate Ninja

Registered: 13/05/04
Loc: Galway/Ireland
i look pretty good in a bikini

how open minded are you
_________________________
Love is the law.

Top
#537094 - 27/04/05 10:54 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: ado-p]
strugz Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 06/03/02
Loc: Southampton - Possibly...


now that id pay to to see

Top
#537095 - 27/04/05 11:05 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: ado-p]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: ado-p


i look pretty good in a bikini

how open minded are you




Can you post a picture of yourself in a bikini so we can all judge if what you say is true?
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537096 - 27/04/05 11:10 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
Vixen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/01/04
Loc: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
I have to work this weekend - sorry! xxx
_________________________
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Top
#537097 - 27/04/05 11:11 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Vixen]
Vixen Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/01/04
Loc: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire
unless its friday? xxx
_________________________
tHeReS gOoD aNd EvIl iN EaCh InDiViDuAl fIrE, iDeNtIfIeS nEeDs AnD fEeDs OuR dEsIrEs.

Top
#537098 - 27/04/05 11:11 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
_Clare_ Offline
Still wiggling

Registered: 22/10/02
Loc: Belfast
Yeush. Don't tempt him - he might actually do it

_________________________
Getting to the other side smile

Top
#537099 - 27/04/05 11:12 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: _Clare_]
ado-p Offline
Pirate Ninja

Registered: 13/05/04
Loc: Galway/Ireland


though if its between me and vixen i think we have a clear winner
_________________________
Love is the law.

Top
#537100 - 27/04/05 11:14 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: Vixen]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: Vixen


unless its friday? xxx




We are doing a show on Friday evening. It's supposed to be campers only on Friday but I expect I can get special dispensation for you.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537101 - 27/04/05 11:18 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
It looks like we may need a boys in bikinis gallery
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537102 - 27/04/05 11:24 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
loki.c1687 Offline
addict

Registered: 13/07/04
Loc: manchester....uk
so your only looking for a girl then???i could do it still but i need to know soon..
mike.c
_________________________
Rules and responsibities: These are the ties that bind us. We do what we do,because of who we are. If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves. I will do what i have to do And i will do what i must..

Top
#537103 - 27/04/05 11:36 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: loki.c1687]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: loki.c1687


so your only looking for a girl then???i could do it still but i need to know soon..
mike.c




It dosn't have to be a girl, although it always has been so far. I'm definitely up for meeting up with you next week and looking at the possibilities.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537104 - 27/04/05 11:39 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
loki.c1687 Offline
addict

Registered: 13/07/04
Loc: manchester....uk
okies no problem..how long have you been doin the shows for?
mike.c
_________________________
Rules and responsibities: These are the ties that bind us. We do what we do,because of who we are. If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves. I will do what i have to do And i will do what i must..

Top
#537105 - 27/04/05 11:50 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: loki.c1687]
flamazine Offline
journeyman

Registered: 25/04/05
Loc: Manchester
Written by: loki.c1687


okies no problem..how long have you been doin the shows for?
mike.c




This is my 3rd year.
_________________________
He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Top
#537106 - 27/04/05 11:57 PM Re: I need an assistant for my show - paid! [Re: flamazine]
loki.c1687 Offline
addict

Registered: 13/07/04
Loc: manchester....uk
cool how much is paid?
mike.c
_________________________
Rules and responsibities: These are the ties that bind us. We do what we do,because of who we are. If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves. I will do what i have to do And i will do what i must..

Top
Page 1 of 2 1 2 >



     Show more..