<<Joke
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they got there St. Peter says," We only have one rule here in
Heaven...don't step on the ducks.
So they enter Heaven and sure enough there are ducks all over the place.
It
was almost impossible not to step on the ducks, and although they try best
to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one of the ducks.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man they had ever seen. St. Peter
chains the woman to the man and says," This is your punishment for
stepping
on the ducks You must spend eternity chained to this ugly man."
The next day the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes
St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, and with him is another ugly man. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for
all
eternity to an ugly man is very careful where she steps. She manages to go
for months without stepping on any of the ducks, but one day St. Peter
comes
to her with the most handsome man she had ever laid eyes on...very tall,
tan
and muscular and thin. St. Peter chains them together without saying a
word.
The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you
for
all eternity?"
The man says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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