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#609502 - 19/08/05 11:58 PM GOD IS A SADIST *
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
Written by: Sethis


And on ANOTHER happy note, I got paid today

I think God has taken a shine to me.

See some of you at PLAY!






Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

God hates me.

Setting off this morning, I got to the edge of town, happily driving to PLAY, then guess what?

My universal steering joint broke.

As far as my mechanic makes out, it's the bit that joins the steering column to the axle. Worse, he doesn't have the part in stock and it'll take a day or two to arrive. Then half a day to fit. Looks like I'm not coming to PLAY.

*SHAKES FIST AT SKY*

"WHY!??!!?!?! WHY?!?!?!??!!??!!!"

What was going to be the best 3 days of this year so far have been ruined! ARRRGGHHH!!!

Sorry if this is entirely self absorbed, but my God do I hate you right now...
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After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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#609503 - 20/08/05 12:24 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sethis]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
In my opinion sadists don't exist then....oh dude bad luck..i thought i was unlucky doing in 2 cars in the last week at least i got a car sorted early enough....oh well we'll see if I make it if it goes wrong for me dude we'll meet up for our own PLAY
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#609504 - 20/08/05 12:42 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Mynci]
Mr_Chutney Offline
Tosser

Registered: 18/04/03
Loc: Herefordshire
Cabs? trains? family? There must be a way surely. (BTW I really feel sorry that this has happened to you but I think calling god a sadist is a bit strong IMO- i'm not religious but members of the board might find that offensive)

ATB getting to PLAY- if I ever finish this bloody essay I'll see you there

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#609505 - 20/08/05 02:19 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Mr_Chutney]
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
Sorry, not my intent to offend anyone, I'm just not having a good day.

Cab? It's about 150 miles away.

Trains cost about £70 if you travel on the day. It's already costing me somewhere near £100 to get the car fixed. I'm a student btw... so I can't really afford that.

Family, only my mother has a car, and she won't drive that far, just to drop me off.

There isn't any way I can get to PLAY without incurring monstrous expenses.

Thanks for the suggestions though, I've tried everything I can think of.

*Still seething*
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After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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#609506 - 20/08/05 02:28 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sethis]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
could you borrow your mums car??? or ask around. not much luck but...or half day car hire if they have an office in shrewsbury can be as little as £15-25. it'll get you there.....without your sign....
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#609507 - 20/08/05 02:58 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Mr_Chutney]
Igirisujin Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Preston
Written by: Mr Chutney


Cabs? trains? family? There must be a way surely. (BTW I really feel sorry that this has happened to you but I think calling god a sadist is a bit strong IMO- i'm not religious but members of the board might find that offensive)

ATB getting to PLAY- if I ever finish this bloody essay I'll see you there




FFS it was a joke, he poste dit in the social thread lol
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#609508 - 20/08/05 05:24 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Igirisujin]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
I think the man upstairs was trying to tell me to buy an umbrella today. cos i was looking at some cute ones, and as i walked out of the shop it started to rain.
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Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#609509 - 20/08/05 07:37 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
heh, my mum's car is a convertible with a 2.2 litre engine... I can't get insured to drive it until I'm at least 21.

But I *want* to bring my sign!

No, looks like I'm well and truly up the brown creek without so much as a paddle shaped thing...

Hope everyone at PLAY has fun.
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After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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#609510 - 20/08/05 07:49 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sethis]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
I just lost
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#609511 - 20/08/05 09:33 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Lemonkey Offline
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...

Registered: 01/08/05
Loc: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Unlucky.


Veerrryy unlucky.
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#609512 - 20/08/05 09:45 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Lemonkey]
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
ROFLMAO... I lose every time I see Doc Lightning...
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After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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#609513 - 20/08/05 11:17 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sethis]
Igirisujin Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Preston
lost what?
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'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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#609514 - 20/08/05 04:06 PM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Igirisujin]
Seb Offline
Penguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew

Registered: 05/05/05
Loc: Check behind you.
Sympathy in large ammunts Sethis, I won't be going either, but I wasn't going to go, being on the wrong side of the world. I hope you get to something festivally soon.
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#609515 - 20/08/05 08:48 PM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Seb]
TinklePants Offline
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator

Registered: 03/07/05
Loc: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr
Sethis - ur wrong clicky clicky lol
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I eat biscuits with my eyes.

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#609516 - 20/08/05 10:48 PM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Igirisujin]
Lemonkey Offline
Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...

Registered: 01/08/05
Loc: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.
Written by: Brit_Joe


lost what?




The regular's here enjoy complaining about "post-whoring", but love to spam the place with - "omg I lost".

Must be a stoner thing.

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#609517 - 20/08/05 11:34 PM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: TinklePants]
Sniper Offline
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Registered: 24/01/05
Written by: Tinklepants


Sethis - ur wrong clicky clicky lol




faithless rock my socks

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#609518 - 21/08/05 01:52 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sniper]
Igirisujin Offline
Carpal \'Tunnel

Registered: 10/07/05
Loc: Preston
I hate faithless so much, this whole writting songs to change the world for a better place and equality hasnt worked since the 70's, dont start doing it now its just jumping on the band wagon.

Thats what ide say if I ever met him lol
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Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat

'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?

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#609519 - 21/08/05 01:59 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Igirisujin]
Sniper Offline
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Registered: 24/01/05
faithless have been doing it since early nineties you gonk!

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#609520 - 21/08/05 03:16 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sniper]
Sethis Offline
Pooh-Bah

Registered: 16/05/05
Loc: York University
Gonk... you mean a power droid often used on backwater worlds like Tattooine?

And I've never heard of faithless, so can't form an opinion.

No it's not a stoner thing, it's just whenever anyone sees my posts they remember my sign at Fal4 and scream at me
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After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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#609521 - 21/08/05 06:44 AM Re: GOD IS A SADIST [Re: Sethis]
the_poier Offline
the 1337 poier

Registered: 07/07/05
Loc: england
when people say they lost it they lost the game...the game is to not remember it...:s quite confusing really
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