Wow, you sound like me. Although I've finally grown my hair out again after years....
Altho not *every* man has complained about it being in their face. I have NO idea what mulletly thing you're talking about, altho it scares me to think that brits might be embracing any kind of mullet cut *shudders*
anyway, couple questions
1. Does conditioner help to keep it tame, or is it just going to billow out and become bush like no matter what?
2. Does conditioner make the curls more or less?
3. is it just curling on the ends, literally, or does it continue to be wavy up the hair for a little bit?
4. Any idea what shape your face is? (the hoodie does a pretty good job hiding things I must say!)
5. Does it get frizzy/have flyaways much?
I totally understand your perspective. The brilliant thing about my current haircut is extremely odd weather not withstanding I can wash it, and then put in a tiny bit of leave in conditioner stuff, and forget about it other than maybe combing my fingers thru it once of twice over the day....

Airdry and go is the way to be
