Burnt Toast Party Part 2 - Bloody Valentines Day Massacre

Yes the time has come again for another Burnt Toast party. All welcome...

Lots of love Burnt Toast xxx

Sorry just wanted to get it to the top...

Strugz get on the case you fat heffer, see you soon cuntface mwah

/me looks @ "Loc: Adelaide"

erm, you do mean Guildford UK right?

note to self.. not next weekend.. the weekend after..

see you there guys

two weeks to think of a costume - hmmmmm

Whooooooooooooooo!

Lex - sorry i missed you the weekend matey!

This one is going to be a corker and i am well and truley ready to go for it........... oh yes

So as its valentiles day, blood and sex and murder at kieths....... not with kieth obviously..... much to his disgust im sure

Any other takers (oh yeh i have a thread for this type of desperation dont i )





This will be other fine toast event........ miss it people and miss out!! If anyone wants some heads up of what to expect (as im sure we have a bit of a reputation round here)...... were not as bad as we may come across so just pm me and ill fill you in!

Or ask anyone who was at the last one what a fooking wicked time they had!

I will be missing it I'm afraid, which is rubbish ...

but on the other hand I do get to go snowboarding in Andorra
I'm not bragging, I'm just excited, honest.

your loss dude........

bragging - no need - its us that are bragging

shame - have a good one either way!

Gay.

With a capital G.

*slap*

you could have just said "hi my name is Edd" we would have got the message

Yeah man, these parties are great if you want to drink loads of booze, then listen to lots of metal, instead of that silly 'dance' music the kids seem to be into these days (although there was a sound system there catering for the 'yoof')

Then take a bug sprinkilng of wonky powder, and take up all the room on the sofa for a rather good nights sleep

But I'm not gonna do that this time 'cos I'm in India and I am bragging

Snowboarding in Andorra hey!! I was there a few weeks ago and it was awesome though they didn't have any snow but I reckon you'll be alright now!!!! Yay for snow cannons!!

Well you slackers being in different countries you'd better get your party hats on for the next one which will probably be around April time...



Oh and yes I forgot to change my location back to Guildford - wishful thinking that I'd be back in Adelaide before I needed to change it but yes Guildford, Surrey, England - come down....

I believe we have a fairly large Bristol contigient heading your way. God knows who cos we are all slackers but im sure we will come and stink the place out with dirty hippies like last time

ah man, the last one absolutely kicked ass!! have a good one guys! And I'll be back in style for the April one I hope! (which I thinking should be dedicated 'Loz's coming home party' )

hippy hugs and dirty drugs all round!
Lx

I'd love to come if I can, and if I make it , any crash space available?

Yeah course there will be. Can't promise anything much - first come first served with the sofas etc but there will be plenty of floor space if nothing else!!

Laura - when in April you back?

you dont need crash space at a toast party.......not until monday anyway



Lex - see you friday phatty! be at yours by 8ish i reckon....... that ok?

Will we be getting an update of the strugz's quest for love at this party or, better still, we can have a Blind Date-style show with strugz, Keith, Durbs and err, Neon Dave?

You not putting yourself up CK? Or do you have life-long dreams of being Cilla Black? That's Meg's job anyway!

How are we anyway?

hey Lex, back some time mid-april... not sure of date yet, maybe 15th?

Oi - why am I being blind-dated? I'm happily attached

Good idea, though it needs altering for one of Keiths parties...
How about it's just a poke hole and you have to guess who your "dating"?

Durbs, your ability for filth never ceases to amaze me.

You are either incredibly good in bed, or incredibly frustrated

Why can't I be both?

Because that would imply that you are too much man for one woman!

Imagine me and Doc and you in the same room... What could possibly happen...?

And he's too tiny to be too much man

Good things...etc

Oi - you calling my girlfriend a small package?

I said nothing of the sort...

Well, she would have to be, wouldn't she?

Nah, we've all established that Strugz is the good thing...

Have we? When?

Would explain why he carries a small package Kleenex with him most days mind you...

God it's 2 weeks away and look at the standard already