Bumper Stickers

Okay, in Lit today (Literacy, pretty much a class about reading, but my teacher is great ) We had to go online and look for bumper stickers. You have to admit it, most bumper stickers are frickin hilarious.

Here's the site I used, there's many more: Bumper Stickers

My favourites were:

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb"

"There is no spoon"

"What doesn't kill you will only postpone the inevidable"

What about you guys? They're good for a laugh, if taken light heartedly. There may be some offensive material, be warned!

it would be a shorter list if i told you the ones i dont like.

good stuff!

I've got two bumpers on my car. they double the value!

one says

"commit random acts of kindness"

the other, paradoxically(sp?) says

"wreck shit"!

Turns out my HazChem stickers were the only thing holding my last car together. I don't think holes in the floor pan are a problem, the MOT guys do.

Rest in peace E594 LRV. I miss you still.

I have the suction cup bubbles that you stick on the inside of your rear window.

the one on the drivers side says:

I'm going Nucking Futs

the one on the passangers side says:

Don't annoy the crazy person

My fav bumper sticker says:

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

Which translates to (it is in Latin) :

If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.

*bump*

preverse wildlife - pickle a squirell

OR

end poverty - eat the poor

hehe

Saw one that said " Don't piss me off i'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"

These are my favorites:

keep honking (i'm reloading)

gas, grass or ass; nobody rides for free

I love cats
(but i cant eat a whole one)

JESUS SAVES
*passes to moses, he shoots, ITS GOOD!!!

like bunnies!

i know they aren't a joke but i think those stickers they have on learners cars that say " you were a learner once" are hilarious especially when your stuck behind one doing 15 on a motorway........... "yes i was but i learnt on backroads" <------- my reply sticker....

Wow... This thread re-lives again!! (Back in the day when I was DCL )

Hehe, I love these things!!

"But why is the RUM gone?"

"SAVE A COW: drink beer. (PETA)"

"Come to the darkside (we have cookies)"



~ Bobo

i see you checkin out my ass!

Damn, didn't think I was being that obvious....

~ Bobo

"how's my driving? tough!

theres a sticker on ebay that says " got poi? " thought it was quite funny for $2

SAVE THE EARTH
its the only planet with chocolate

The woman i babbiesit for has a sticker that says...

You cant scare me i have children... hehehe
she also has a mug which says... who are these kids and why are they calling me mum?

" SHHHHH, NOBODY KNOWS I'M GAY" <------haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i have a mug that says your just jealous coz the vioces in my head only talk to me....

" 667 neighbour to the beast...."

"there are two types of pedestrians the quick and the dead"

"god must love stupid people he made so many...."

. 68 i owe you one.....

thats me just about stickered out.......i could think of more but i may cause an internal bleed....

The bumper sitcker that I remember the most made me frown and laugh at the same time.

"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl"

I used to have one on my car that said "Do you think you could drive better if i shoved that cell phone up your ass!"

I have sen one that says:
"if you get any closer you'll have to wear a condom"

hehe

a couple others:

Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the basic desire to choke the living cr*p out of some @$$hole that desperatly deserves it.

and this one isn't a joke but:

OVERGROW THE GOVERNMENT: Vote BCMP