The Official Male HoP Auction!

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#926819 - 21/12/10 06:25 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! **** [Re: Jenovadeath]
Seaspray Offline
stranger by the day

Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
well, I dabble in poi and staff, am doing a Classics degree and always am up for a laugh smile tongue
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#926828 - 21/12/10 06:36 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Seaspray]
Zephyre Phoenix Offline
Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)

Registered: 01/11/09
Loc: Lawrence, KS
I am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.
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#926833 - 21/12/10 10:40 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Pink...?]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
Originally Posted By: Pink...?
Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*


Just want to make sure I go for what I am worth. wink

Also, that was scary.

So, if anyone wants to see what they are bidding for, (and in so doing, save me from Pink):


Jenova: Then do so!


Edited by aston (21/12/10 10:44 AM)
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#926845 - 21/12/10 07:29 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
SpinnerofDetroit Offline
All High Dude, Ruler of What You Want

Registered: 25/10/09
Loc: Trenton, MI, USA
Well, I spin poi, double staff, staff, meteor, rope dart, some contact juggling, some devil stick, and glowstringing! I as well can dance Melbourne Shuffle, electro shuffle, Jumpstyle, I dabbled in Tecktonik and some liquid. I can moonwalk! My mom's always had a bad back so both my dad and I give great massages wink as it's a pretty regular job for us lol
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#926846 - 21/12/10 07:39 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: SpinnerofDetroit]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
I don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink
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#926848 - 21/12/10 09:11 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Mynci Offline
Macaque of all trades

Registered: 27/04/05
Loc: wombling free...
Aston - Best Colour T-shirt there is *big thumbs up*
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#926850 - 21/12/10 10:42 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Mynci]
Jenovadeath Offline
newbie

Registered: 21/12/10
Loc: Newcastle, UK
Aston - you have very nice hair smile

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#926874 - 22/12/10 05:38 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
Originally Posted By: Rouge Dragon
I don't know about all the other ladies, but I'm thoroughly enjoying watching the lads advertise their traits wink


Oooer.... Not on a public forum.

Jenova: Thanks. Getting long now, so having it cut soon.

Mynci: Orange is indeed awesome.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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#926931 - 22/12/10 10:26 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Jenovadeath Offline
newbie

Registered: 21/12/10
Loc: Newcastle, UK
You're welcome Aston. Not too short I hope? wink

RougeDragon - Me too, long my it continue smile

xxx


Edited by Jenovadeath (22/12/10 11:08 PM)
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#926979 - 23/12/10 08:53 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Jenovadeath]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
I must say, bidding has been pretty lackluster and slow....
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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#926993 - 23/12/10 10:13 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Zephyre Phoenix Offline
Familiar stranger giving out popcorn. (formerly Ascilith)

Registered: 01/11/09
Loc: Lawrence, KS
wheres our bid master?
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#927303 - 31/12/10 12:05 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Zephyre Phoenix]
Pink...? Offline
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

Registered: 06/04/02
Loc: Over There
So have I won Aston yet?

And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!
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#927307 - 31/12/10 12:29 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Pink...?]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
Originally Posted By: Pink...?
And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!

Originally Posted By: Pink...?
Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*


I thought that was pretty scary. tongue

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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#927321 - 31/12/10 09:02 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Charles Offline
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer

Registered: 27/06/01
Loc: Auckland
I can't believe this thread is still going... Still funny though... smile
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#927331 - 01/01/11 01:28 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Zephyre Phoenix]
Wild Child Offline
Star Trekker

Registered: 02/09/04
Loc: Cheshire
Originally Posted By: Ascilith
I am up too Mr. Quack. I give fun popcorn. And I can reach things in tall places! Also play piano/sing! Good musical entertainment smile Back massages may be in order too.


I'm fresh out of slaves at present and the spring cleaning will need doing soon so your height will be a good asset - i'll put up with the piano playing and singing wink but we might need to negotiate on the giving of popcorn, fun or otherwise umm. Back massages taken as read from all slaves grin
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#927343 - 01/01/11 06:48 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Pink...? Offline
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

Registered: 06/04/02
Loc: Over There
Originally Posted By: aston
Originally Posted By: Pink...?
And...what do you mean by "save me from pink?" !!! Am I really that scary?!

Originally Posted By: Pink...?
Oi Aston, stop advertising yourself so much... I want you all for myself *mwah ha ha*


I thought that was pretty scary. tongue

I guess enough time has passed. I do not know whether your bid was just too good or what....

Anyway, I guess you win the bidding here. Unless Clarence shows up again and argues.


Yay! Another minion to add to my collection.... I mean ...um...yeah the opposite of that angel
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#927379 - 02/01/11 10:13 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Wild Child]
clarence_quack Offline
QuackerJack

Registered: 23/02/05
Loc: over your left shoulder
Sorry, alcohol took me to exciting places over the last week or so... smile

And Mr Quack??? I do believe I am a miss, and have been so for the last 24 odd years!

I hereby award Pink one Aston, and am awaiting to take more votes on SoD, Ascilith, Seaspray, and MNS.
Rougie, I'm looking at you...

Don't make me hijack other threads in order to drive up the bids on these fine young lads!
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#927381 - 03/01/11 01:10 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: clarence_quack]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
I believe the cause of confusion is that Clarence is generally considered a male name. tongue
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
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#927534 - 07/01/11 05:27 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
Wild Child Offline
Star Trekker

Registered: 02/09/04
Loc: Cheshire
Silly boy - thi is HoP! spank

Clarence I raise you a chocolate gateux (with sprinkles) for Ascilith
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#927567 - 08/01/11 06:01 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Wild Child]
blu_valley Offline
fluffy mess

Registered: 08/04/05
Loc: Brighton
I'm defenitly in a shopping mood, perhaps I can inspire some bidding wars!

For SoD I bid the following:
88 blown kisses
184.5 hugs
2 slices of a giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a silver ribbon
a dragon egg*


For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *

For Seaspray I bid the following:
a careless whisper
9 kisses on the hand
a bear hug,
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
a nebula*

For MNS I bid the following
3 sweet nothings
1 kiss on the foot
38 hugs from 12 different people
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
The earths core*

kiss


*postage and packaging not included
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#927568 - 08/01/11 06:52 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: blu_valley]
Wild Child Offline
Star Trekker

Registered: 02/09/04
Loc: Cheshire
Originally Posted By: blu_valley


For Ascilith I bid the following:
38.2 hugs at a 90 degree angle
8 kisses on the cheek
2 slices of giant cupcake (with cream and cherries)
2 buttons (matching)
The pacific ocean *



Curses! What have I got in my pocketses.....

2 tubs of popcorn - with flavourings
13ft of spiders web, 2009 vintage
Blanket fluff in a very fetching turquoise - mohair of course
a flagon of scrumpy
I raise the hugs stake to 310 - final offer
1 signed photo of Jimmy Kranky
and a suck on a fairyberry ice lolly

*crosses fingers, toes, arms, legs and eyes* crazy rollsmile
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#927577 - 08/01/11 10:23 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Wild Child]
aston Offline
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League

Registered: 02/12/07
Loc: South Africa
An entire flagon?! You could knock the opposition out quite comfortably with that.
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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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#927622 - 09/01/11 08:56 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: aston]
clarence_quack Offline
QuackerJack

Registered: 23/02/05
Loc: over your left shoulder
Well boys, what bids take your fancy???
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Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

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#927624 - 09/01/11 10:25 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Pink...?]
Paddington Bear Offline
member

Registered: 19/01/10
I love this thread :')
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#927662 - 11/01/11 03:43 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Paddington Bear]
Jenovadeath Offline
newbie

Registered: 21/12/10
Loc: Newcastle, UK
Who's still up for grabs? smile

xxx
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Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!!

A man who has nothing to die for also has nothing for which to live.

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#927668 - 11/01/11 05:15 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Jenovadeath]
Seaspray Offline
stranger by the day

Registered: 08/07/09
Loc: At the Back of the North Wind
I think me, MNS, Ascii and SoD are still being fought over... although where on Earth Blu found a nebula is beyond me...
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#927671 - 11/01/11 06:18 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Seaspray]
Fine_Rabid_Dog Offline
Internet Hate Machine

Registered: 26/05/04
Loc: They seek him here, they seek ...
The fact that this thread has 100 pages and the ladies version only has 60 speaks volumes about the sex ratio of this board.

Stupid internets.
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#927684 - 11/01/11 10:33 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Fine_Rabid_Dog]
Rouge Dragon Offline
Insert Champagne Here

Registered: 21/07/03
Loc: without class distinction
heheh I was just thinking about that myself! After I wondered if I auctioned myself off. Looks like that will be a "I'm bored" project if I find some free time this month.
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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#927686 - 11/01/11 10:59 AM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Rouge Dragon]
Paddington Bear Offline
member

Registered: 19/01/10
ill be auctioned, sounds like fun
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#927706 - 11/01/11 03:51 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! [Re: Paddington Bear]
Mother_Natures_Son Offline
Rampant whirler.

Registered: 01/08/07
Loc: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Well, I'm being auctioned and I never remember consenting. tongue But Blu seems to have a good bid in with "the earths core" and many hugs from many different people, both of those bring joy to my heart.
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