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    #52462 - 24/09/02 10:44 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction! ****
    UCOF Offline
    Carpal \'Tunnel

    Registered: 17/04/02
    even me? even me? oh happy days! [Tickled] [Roll smile]

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    #52463 - 24/09/02 10:53 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Kurobei Offline
    member

    Registered: 19/08/02
    Loc: The Phire Kru
    Not sure mate but Gerbils are ALWAYS good!!!
    There's something strangely satisfying about a Gerbil........

    Might even auction myself here too but not sure who the proceeds would go to if there are any!!!

    Any bids? No?

    okay, I see I'll have to appeal to the masses, um...<thinks: i wonder what it would be like to be a man-made satelite 150 miles above the earth......unthinks>

    Okay...loveable, very cuddly 23 yr old with an obsession for watching ice cream melt on delicate female skin. Likes most dairy products and has a penache for the martial arts so VERY flexible!!
    Spinning things on fire intrigue me immensely and I play a variety of instruments with something called a band (?). Willing to be loveably puppy-dog type and spend nights in snuggling but when not knackered of my tits will also go out and make a fool of himself in any major venue!!!
    Please apply within........ROAR

    Thank you for your time, please come again.
    _________________________
    whats up with all the limitations?

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    #52464 - 24/09/02 10:54 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Cassandra Offline
    Froggie ... Ribbit !!!

    Registered: 08/06/01
    Loc: Back in Paris... for now !
    Hmmmmm. HOP guys are pricelesss all of them
    Ill offer 10 000 crepes with nutella, million hugs and smiles, French forgs snuggles and giggles, 1046 bubbles of soap, 10 jars of fairy dust just to spend on day with each and everyone of them playing and chatting [Smile]

    Shine on
    Cassandra
    _________________________
    "I want brown bread... no, that is diesel oil..." "So I was raised in Europe, where History comes from ..." "NON !!! La Plume de mon oncle n est pas Bingibangibungi !!!"

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    #52465 - 24/09/02 10:55 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    *see's her bids are being outdone*

    Ok i bid... 50 jars of nutella...30 of marmite.... 30 litres of paraffin...10 hugs [Hug] ... 20 kisses.... and ....some pink fluffy slippers!
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52466 - 24/09/02 11:00 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
    100 characters max...

    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    One clarification - UCOF - what order would you like the kiss, cuddle & spanking to be in? [Wink]

    Okay, the bidding is getting interesting now grrls.

    Making a bid for the entire crew, it is time to up the stakes. I bid:

    • a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars)
    • a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt
    • two bruises caused by electroglo poi
    • 5 x [Angel]
      and
    • 10 x [Hug]
    (If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF [Wink] )
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52467 - 24/09/02 11:03 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    Ok i bid

    100 jars of nuttella
    100 jars marmite
    100 litres parraffin
    100 hugs [Hug]
    100 kisses
    1 pair pink fluffy slippers
    1 bottle pink nail varnish
    and...
    a pink barbie pen
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52468 - 24/09/02 11:07 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Kurobei Offline
    member

    Registered: 19/08/02
    Loc: The Phire Kru
    I think Cass is WAY ahead of everyone else at the moment!!!
    _________________________
    whats up with all the limitations?

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    #52469 - 24/09/02 11:07 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    pozee Offline
    old hand

    Registered: 27/07/01
    Loc: san diego
    steps in shmoozes for higher bids and leaves...
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    anyone got a light?

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    #52470 - 24/09/02 11:19 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    Well ontop off all above that i put i bid...

    pink fluffy leg warmers
    pink spikey shoes
    bag full of wirewool
    couple of hundred yards of kevlar
    20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52471 - 24/09/02 11:20 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
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    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    Combined bid from Rozi & Pink Poi

    pink fluffy leg warmers
    pink spikey shoes
    bag full of wirewool
    couple of hundred yards of kevlar
    20 glowsticks and a set of electro glows
    100 jars of nutella
    100 jars marmite
    100 litres parraffin
    100 hugs
    100 kisses
    1 pair pink fluffy slippers
    1 bottle pink nail varnish
    and...
    a pink barbie pen
    a pair of knee high socks (black with multi-coloured stars)
    a prized "naive/evian" logo Tshirt
    two bruises caused by electroglo poi
    5,000 x [Angel]
    and
    10,000 x [Hug]

    And, we see Cassandra's crepes, and raise her a swimming pool of chocolate fudge icecream with brandy cherries...
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52472 - 24/09/02 11:21 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    UCOF Offline
    Carpal \'Tunnel

    Registered: 17/04/02
    Oh thanks rozi! arent i as good as the rest! thanks a load!

    ps cuddle, spanking, kiss

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    #52473 - 24/09/02 11:23 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
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    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    quote:
    (If anyone would like to form a bidding cartel with me, please send me a pm. I would like to stipulate that in the splitting of the spoils I get Ray & FalloutBoy, & I will fight you for UCOF )

    Honey, I was certain I would get the other two, but you I knew I would have to fight for!!!
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52474 - 24/09/02 11:26 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Kurobei Offline
    member

    Registered: 19/08/02
    Loc: The Phire Kru
    Oooooooo, that's gonna be hard to beat and I'm leaning towards Rozi & Pink Poi at the moment...

    Say, who gets all this stuff anyway, I could sure use 10,000 hugz!!!!

    I'm on special offer!!!
    _________________________
    whats up with all the limitations?

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    #52475 - 24/09/02 11:26 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    UCOF Offline
    Carpal \'Tunnel

    Registered: 17/04/02
    ta star!

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    #52476 - 24/09/02 11:27 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Havoc Offline
    Havoc

    Registered: 10/09/02
    Loc: London
    *runs in, steals UCOF, and attempts to get away*
    _________________________
    you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind! Times like these people wanna get High... Real High and Real Fast... This is gonna do it!!

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    #52477 - 24/09/02 11:27 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Raphael96 Offline
    old hand

    Registered: 08/09/02
    Loc: New York City
    Now this is a crazy thread!

    [Loco]

    Raph

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    #52478 - 24/09/02 11:28 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    runs after Havoc..
    "oi no fare....thats Rozi's"
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52479 - 24/09/02 11:29 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
    100 characters max...

    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    yay!!! We are in the lead!!! Who has the hammer & is going to do that "going, going, gone..." bit?
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52480 - 24/09/02 11:29 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    UCOF Offline
    Carpal \'Tunnel

    Registered: 17/04/02
    HELP HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED! come see the violence inheriting the system!

    oh..hang on...this is nice..this vibrations in the running are causing me to be excited! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! bump..ouch..fucker...you dropped me

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    #52481 - 24/09/02 11:30 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Havoc Offline
    Havoc

    Registered: 10/09/02
    Loc: London
    *is tap tackled by pink poi, and looses UCOF, but still gets off with the pink leg warmers!*
    _________________________
    you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind! Times like these people wanna get High... Real High and Real Fast... This is gonna do it!!

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    #52482 - 24/09/02 11:31 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    * jumps onto Havoc and twists his arm..*
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52483 - 24/09/02 11:33 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Havoc Offline
    Havoc

    Registered: 10/09/02
    Loc: London
    *finds he quite enjoys being jumped on by pink poi, and is too astounded to prevent her nicking the leg warmers back... but at the price of her left sock!*
    _________________________
    you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind! Times like these people wanna get High... Real High and Real Fast... This is gonna do it!!

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    #52484 - 24/09/02 11:34 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
    100 characters max...

    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    Quick, someone close the bidding before Havoc makes off with all the booty...

    *runs over to help Pink Poi pin down Havoc, meanwhile keeping an eye open for that sneaky Cassandra* [Wink]
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52485 - 24/09/02 11:34 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    * hops back to the auction on the leg with the sock remaining...gives back the Leg warmers and UCOf then goes and runs back after havoc to regain her lost sock*
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52486 - 24/09/02 11:36 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Havoc Offline
    Havoc

    Registered: 10/09/02
    Loc: London
    *finds himself rather stuck... but still in possession of a left sock!*
    _________________________
    you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind! Times like these people wanna get High... Real High and Real Fast... This is gonna do it!!

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    #52487 - 24/09/02 11:38 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
    100 characters max...

    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    Alright, looks like we are going to have to replace the sock part of our bid with a pair of knee high lace up purple doc martens with really really chunky soles... [Big Grin]
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52488 - 24/09/02 11:38 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    *grabs havoc's sock and shoe and runs away*

    ha! see....
    *then she starts to smell the stench coming from the shoe and drops the shoe and sock on the floor and runs back after Havoc*
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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    #52489 - 24/09/02 11:39 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Rozi Offline
    100 characters max...

    Registered: 11/01/02
    Loc: Sydney, NSW, Australia
    *jumps up & down excitably*

    Have we won yet, have we won yet?
    _________________________
    It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.

    What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...

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    #52490 - 24/09/02 11:40 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Havoc Offline
    Havoc

    Registered: 10/09/02
    Loc: London
    *having lost shoes and socks, decides that one of pink poi's socks is not enough, picks up pink poi, and starts running*
    _________________________
    you have to let it all go... Fear, doubt and disbelief... Free your mind! Times like these people wanna get High... Real High and Real Fast... This is gonna do it!!

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    #52491 - 24/09/02 11:41 PM Re: The Official Male HoP Auction!
    Pink...? Offline
    Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured

    Registered: 06/04/02
    Loc: Over There
    * starts screaming and kicking*

    ahhh get me down get me down
    _________________________
    Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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